Excuses & out-of-office replies for when you'd rather be anywhere else šŸ›‹ļø

Status: NOT in the office

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    šŸ’” Tips

    What makes an excuse legendary?

    • āœ… Be creative ā€” the more absurd, the better
    • āœ… Keep it relatable ā€” we've all been there
    • āœ… For OOO replies ā€” make it copy-paste ready
    • āœ… Be funny but keep it work-appropriate(ish)
    • āœ… Bonus points for proper British humour šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§